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This pizza was nominated for the universe greatest. It was topped with maggots and pepperoni that was danced on by hairy old people barefooted and cooked for perfection. The tastiest thing I have ever eaten. Also, my s key does not work right I have to pound it really hard thanks to my 3-year-old.
She is the greatest creation. The nerd's best girlfriend, she will do anything you want her too, She cooks, cleans, entertains and fixes everything. You name it this robot does everything.
"Why doesn't mine do anything?" ask James looking confused.
"You have to configure her to work with your modem first!" Exclaimed Gary.
"Why does this story sound perverted?" James asked jokingly.
"Well that's because all the writer could think about for this word was Chobits."
What I did onetime when I was back in school. The kids used to pick on me a lot because I never fought back. They used to take my lunch try when I just sat down with my food and tell me to get lost. For two weeks this happened everyday, and I would go to the super visor in the lunch room and she would tell me that she did not see it happen, and to go to the computer lab and play computer games that I do. Whelp one day, during Grilled Cheese and tomato soup day (my favorite) I walked up to the kid, stood right behind him, reached of and grabbed that tray and pulled with my weight into it and covered the kid in soup, and started to rub the grilled cheese in his face, the dean of students garbed my arm to pull me away from him while I was slapping him silly with my lunch tray. They never stole my lunch tray ever again. I've enjoyed my tomato soup and grilled cheese on the days that fallowed.
There was something hard when he bit into the watermelon. He stopped eating it and had a confused look on his face that made him look like a deer in a headlight. Then he spat out the seed that was in his mouth.
Take away my toys. Take away my cars. Take away my grandparents. Take away my siblings. Take away my friends. Take away my parents. take away everything. Start emptying my life.
I lost watching shows about buildings. I love to watch the ball take down giant, old and ugly building. There's an architecture that builds beautiful buildings. I am going to be better then him someday. That's why I do nothing but build model buildings with my garbage.
We watched as the space gladiators battled the zombie leagon saftely from the monitor. My father, Gram, says that it is safe to watch this battle from the monitor and we always root for the gladiators.
"keep your eyes on the monitor Kiirn, you might miss something important." Said Gram with the pur look of emusmant on his face. =() minute's up.
I'm never going to give up on my dreams, This is my quest that I must do on my own. I will write a novel some day, and every body will enjoy reading it, and it will be about crackers and peanut butter. That is what I like to eat. Dragons love to eat crackers and peanut butter too!
I found my game pad in a box. I picked it up and as I lifted a few other controllers along with other cords came along with it. When I investigated this supernatural situation. I realized that there was a ball of tangled cords in that box.
SQUIRREL!!! XD Happy VDAY EVERYONE! Hope your valentine give you plenty of Chocolate Squirrels for you adhd.
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