coaster

September 29th, 2010 | 126 Entries

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126 Entries for “coaster”

  1. What like a fucking roller coaster? or like a table coaster? This is so vague. Dear GOD! What do you mean coaster? One who coasts? Why are coasters called coasters? Drinks don’t coast! WTF.

    Bradgasm
  2. Isn’t that where you put a cup?
    I guess it could be a person who coasts through life.
    Oh if only

    rose
  3. I like the dry rings of coasterless coffee mugs that hover crustily above my grandfather’s desk. They overlap, but only slightly, and I like to imagine him sitting there, sipping his coffee with a mouthful of ink as he contemplates life, love, and the daily crossword for twenty-five years and counting. Two sugars, no cream, and a ball-point pen, from eight-thirty to noon: his mind darts from bad memories to nine down and the itch beneath his sock.

  4. roller coaster. talked about that with matt the other day. he likes them i think but they scare me. do i dont really go on them often. I like the faris wheel. Thats safe and fun. no one gets hurt. and they are rarely made out of wood. there is some shit at the top of the page. grr,

    Tash
  5. The rings beaded on the surface. I traced them with my finger, manipulating the water’s pattern. Glass in my hand, dreams in my head, I was content in that moment.

    KC
  6. “Don’t put that glass down on the table,” Jerry screamed as he rushed into the kitchen for a towel. “Use a coaster, for Pete’s sake!” “Wow,” Ronda replied as she stood up, grabbed her purse, and picked up her glass. “Nobody ever talked to you about optimal first date behavior, did they?”

    Izolda
  7. A ride that takes you nowhere but into the depths of your own freaking messed up and disturbed mind. how cynical can I be, how contradictory with my flowery pieces of artistic creations? When in reality, I am filled with darkness.

  8. He puts the coffee down on the wooden table, letting it slide onto the surface. I look at the coaster a foot away and think, why are people so inconsiderate in this country. This is America. There’s no respect anymore. He never even took his shoes off at the door.

  9. it was still there
    the ring from the glass of iced tea he’d had
    that day
    never used a coaster
    i’d get angry
    he’d tease me
    and tell me to relax
    i don’t care about that ring anymore
    i just wish he’d come back
    and leave some more

  10. Up and down and side to side and up then up and up and up and up and…

    Where are we going? Why are we stopping? I was just starting to get used to it, and then it’s over? Poop.

  11. “enjoying your drink?” she asked, her eyes dancing with something he couldn’t explain.
    “Yes,” he said, setting it down on the coaster. “It’s quite good, what’s it made of, again?”
    “Whiskey.”
    “Well, yes, I know that.”
    “You asked.”
    “I didn’t mean for you to be facetious, though.”

    DeLani
  12. Sandy brown squares to drive the wet ringlets from those prized end tables.

    Coaster toaster.

  13. she threw her hands up in the air
    letting out a scream of delight
    the wind blew through her hair
    she wasn’t holding on for her life anymore
    she was living it

  14. Drip. Drip.
    Please use me. I am here for you.
    Drip.
    You shall ruin this fine wood!
    Use me.

  15. “And use a coaster.” I grabbed one and slammed my drink on it. I looked up and smiled at her. “Happy Leiko? Are you happy now that you’re controlling every aspect of our lives?” I looked around at the others. Some were in agreement; I knew, but they wouldn’t show it. “It’s just a coaster.” Paz said innocently.

  16. Get that coaster onto the table! We don’t need anymore stains on our furniture. I didn’t pay that much money to ruin something! Bahhumbug! GET THAT COASTER NOWW. Damn kids.

    Bianca Carreiro
  17. The coaster of a roll is untold in the city of knoll. I guess they can be useful, but it’s not like they truly accomplish something. Like wood gets saved, but I don’t feel better about anything.

    callan
  18. don’t put your fucking glass on the table. the condensation is going to ruin the varnish. christ, don’t you have any sense of other peoples property? use a fucking coaster!

    Dan Thompson
  19. Poised and primped she adjusted her skirt and fixed his glasses, they were sliding down his nose. Everything as in place, but, where was that damn coaster?

    Amy
  20. you are a never ending ride
    i cannot get off
    we’re almost at the to-

    laura
  21. Roller coasters are very strange inventions. who thought of this strange idea. “we are going to strap people into this huge machine and make them feel like they are falling to their death and we are going to charge them and they are going to love it.

    cmk
  22. The roller coaster slowly clicked its way up the rickety incline. I was convinced that it would drop me at any moment, the wood looked rotted and the nails were rusted, but it hadn’t killed anyone before, and if I was the first, at least I would get to be on the news.

  23. The coaster lay on the table.It was a simple thing really, but it looked forlorn and sad. And it was all she had left of the night before. all there ever would be left behind except pain. and she couldnt bear leaving it, so she put it away. like everything else.

    Miranda Kaiser
  24. coaster toaster bam slam grans eggs bacon fly speed orange juice breakfast roller skates coaster hey hi i cant think omg the time is running outuutt! coaster i think… hooray

    Kira
  25. roller skates blades cup coaster toaster blender orange freeway highway car light bublb stop tim oh no! ahhhhh! can think um more words hey hi coaster poster note eeek pirate pan flan pan sand toasterrrrrrr BAM expolde lol.

    Kira
  26. Coasting down the hill on my antelope machine, skinny black tires and skinny black jeans.

    Colin Huggins
  27. fast moving, can’t breath. the stomach is twisting, eating itself, moving up and down inside out. Where’d you go? I can’t see, it’s dark it’s light it’s fast, a jerk stop. go again. there isn’t any sound except the screech in my right ear. I can’t see you anymore. You’re gone. I’m here.

    emily gordon
  28. Life is a roller coaster of emotions and actions. Up one minute, down the next. So buckle up, hold on and ride this crazy ride!

    Peaceable
  29. he sat with the coater resting in the palm of his hand. he ran it between his fingers as he pictured her, the way her hair fell perfectly over her shoulders, the way her eyebrows would arc slightly when she was confused. he thought about how he would never see her again and he began to cry.

  30. coasters are like toasters they are very cozy and keep cups warm and from spilling things. they are good to have in case of accidents they are like fizbees? i dont know why. They should be put next to posters on the wall, because they rhyme. they are good on hot days when your iced tea is all sweaty. Pretentious people and neat freaks.

    Kyla
  31. Roller coaster, is naturally the first thing that comes to my mind. I think of all the times I went to theme parks as a kid and how much fun it was. How thrilling it was to fall like that.

    Hadley
  32. he sat with the coaster resting in his hand. he ran it between his fingers as he thought of her, the way her hair fell so perfectly over her shoulders, the way her eyebrows would arch slightly when she was confused. he thought about how he would never see her again, and he began to cry.

    hannah carter
  33. ROLLER COASTER! man! I love it when the wind blows my hair! hehe… blow ;] STOP IT HEAD! stop being so damn sexual! Oh! Coaster! SIx flags! <33 lol

  34. Forgetting you is like a rollercoaster. Every time I start getting a false sense of security, thinking I’m rid of you at last, you say just the right thing and I’m falling again, straight down into the next sharp turn of sharp words.

  35. Coaster… do they mean like roller coaster or a coaster you put your drink on? Either way this doesn’t make sense. Who thought of this website? Why do stumbleupon bring me here? Oh geez, I hope times up soon. My fingers hurt xD This is soooo crazie! man! 60 seconds is a long ass time! I’m horny.. someone needs to fuck me. I’m going to someones house later to get laid lmfao!

    Rissa
  36. roller coaster riding though the mountain with the sky and the trees and all the beautiful colors. the rid3e is fast and swift with turns and hills, Up and down and around on the coaSTER.

    mdtillotson
  37. He was a coaster
    Sliding through life with
    No permanence

  38. oh rollercoaster you take me for a ride up in the mountain tops the trees are left behind so far away so off my mind.

    weetz
  39. I sat with her, giggling, because being upside down sends the blood rushing to your head and all you know how to do is -giggle-, and our shirts were lifted so they showed our belly-buttons…and we stared at the sky, infinite and so at a definite end that we weren’t sure what to do but to try and catch it between our toes.

  40. don’t leave a ring on the table, she won’t marry you, that’s what coasters are for.