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so oone day mills was calling apple and they were both having a terrible day so they just started talking about their love life. apple told him how she likes his glasses and mills told her how muc her liked her cow.
romance is the thing that makes apple really happy.. she needs mills tho. mills is her only lover in this entireworld and she cant have anyone else.. i mean.. their perfect for eachother.. they both like looong walks on the beach and romantic dinners at mcdonalds
apple doeesnt like insects at all. she says they give her diabetes. and whenever she sees an insect she screams IM HAVING DIABETES!
one of apples hands is shorter than the other. She doesnt know what to do because she cant really grip her really expensive bigmac from McDonalds. It makes her really sad because she sees all of her other friends with big macs smiling very happily.
apple thinks sheis an instrumental person like that one guy mcgiver off of SNL. if apple was an asian weather reporter she would be a bad one. because she wouldnt be able to tell us all about the rain
as apple walked through the hallowed alley she was very scared of big foot coming her way. But of course she felt very safe with mills in (her) arms. but then mills ran away screaming like a little girl and she had no idea wat to do.. so she resulted in canibalism.. she started eating her own limbs. and while mills was sleeping she seasoned him very lightlly with some pepper and cumin.
apple makes posters every day of jacob mills. Its hard for her to resist because shes just so infatuated with him. shes wishes he would do the same thing for her. shes just wants to have fun thats all. but on the other end mills is also infatuated with her. maybe even more than apple is of him. He makes sculptures of her out of waffles and she doesnt even know the love
apple likes to say entree when she orders her meals because she thinks it makes her really smart and she likes to seem cool around her friends and say what she thinks are big words. When apple tries to say big words..(or what she thinks is big words) just go along with it and dont judge her because it might possibly make her sad and she"ll call over mills and we ALL dont want that to happen right???
apple wears her sunglasses at night so she can see the El Diablo. she gets really scared when she heres that so make sure not to say anything of that sort around her or shell get really scared and tell her mom. and if you ever end up wearing your sunglasses at night be sure to always keep a cross with you.
apple likes to wear earrings while she eats her small little pears..but of course she never EVER wears her earrings while talking to Mills.. its just disrespect.. its like pointing at an italian.. or shaking your left hand with a belisiann.. dont mess with belisians.. i think apple likes belisians.. and the sausages they make there. dont eat belisian sausages like apple.
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