jackauen
So once I was at the store, it was a cool store with prices very low. I came across a pack of bandages and I bought them for a good price. When I return home it turns out that I actually bought a pair of shoes and so for the rest of the day I used shoes as bandages.
i put bandages on my eyes when i spill salt in them while salting my french fries, it help the soul. thanks for your time, i will see you on the flippity flip woo bop a pop with the strudel and the puddin pops flip flam hamburger...
let me make a suggestion, this is great and all, i mean really great, but there is room for some improvements. Now don't take it personally, but you know, not everything is perfect. It's strictly business of course, and I'm just doing what has to be done.
the planes turbine churned loudly. theres a very distinct sound of a plane, and i hate how it changes when your ears pop, it really ticks me off. because whenever i eat starbursts or yawn my ears pop and everything always gets louder. its the worst. n'am say?
bucket list, kick the bucket, bucket of chowder, bucket of milk, a bucket of ice cream would be gross, the chum bucket never was successful, plankton should have been able to steal the secret formula, secret sauce on hamburgers is almost always something dumb like A1. I'm done now.
i never understood overalls. I mean, whats the point for anyone to wear them? Just use suspenders or a belt. If you are a kid and can't put on suspenders correctly, then go ahead (especially considering how cute they look in them) but as an adult i mean really. Come on.
they say that the best spots to own in monopoly are the four railroads, i don't know why, but I'm sure it takes some complicated math thing to work out the chance of landing on those positions and the money you get from them. I am also reminded of the old tune "I've been working on the railroad" which has a really catchy tune and is now stuck in my head, what a shame.
i never liked the crust of the sandwich when i was young. I never knew quite why, but it always seemed the gross burnt end of the delicious sandwich. it also doesn't help that they give it such an ugly name, like the gross things in the corners of your eyes in the morning. anyway now i love crust, because it is just buttery bread, after all
one day, when walking through the woods, I stumbled upon what appeared to be an abandoned village of log cabins. The place was deserted, except for the center of the village, where over 50 people were waiting in a line leading up to a man. This man had a sign around his neck that said "DISTRIBUTOR" and was handing out medicine to everyone.
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