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'It's just not very scientific' he said exasperatedly, 'I don't think that one thing is necessarily causing the other'. And with that he was gone.

If you happen to a have an encounter with a curious cat, do be careful. They have sharp claws that spring out when startled, and they can really do some deep damage to your thighs.

In exchange for your testimony I shall need to rearrange the exchange we had the other day. The exchange is rearranged from that which is deranged into a cohesive stage.

I'm not sure about my accuracy. Sometimes I think I have it in the bag then I check back and I've missed several things. I don't know how to become more accurate. I guess it just takes practice. Practice being accurate.

might

I might like to do that. I'd use all my might, fight with all my might. I might be alright. I might see the light. Quite right, quite right. Might I have another night? I hope it's gonna be alright. I'll use my might to fight the fight. Alright.

The anatomy of love. Cut it open, examine it, take it apart. But can you put it back in, sew it up, good as new? How can we survive if we don't know how it works? Is your heart blocked? The anatomy of love is hard to understand.

Green sleeve oh why'd you leave. You'd think with friends like these you'd need to sieve the wheat from the chaff but oh no. Sleeve relieve reprieved.

You spiked my drink you low life scum. You spiked my drink so you could cum. You spiked my drink you wanted some. You spiked my drink or else I'd run.

vet

I took him to the vet cos his left eye was weeping. Weeping like a willow on the verge of winter. Poor fluffy man with his sore litle eye. I took him to the vet cos his eye was weeping. Poor little guy.

Pepper me with insults pepper me with love pepper me with spittle from your head on high above. Pepper it with sadness pepper it with spite pepper it with hope just a little for tonight.

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Burger wrote about compound
“Compound interest compounding the problem is compounded again and again. Compound the sound of the compound interest compound that with the issues at hand. Compound found is compound sound and its co…”

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