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shore

I like the shore. Except when you see the fat people in bikinis...that's disgusting and it needs to stop now. Kthanks.

So, apparently it's a bad idea to stick your head in the microwave? What? Who decides these things? I hate being told what to do, so just to spite "them," I'm going to go stick my head in a microwave.

So, whiskers are officially AWESOME! I mean really. Not only do they make cats, bunnies, and other animals look totally badass, but they can be used as a defense mechanism. I mean, if you go after a bad guy with stubble on your face, it's gonna be pretty painful. So yeah, whiskers.

table

I like it on the table....that is all. No, I'm not kinky like that. Refer to my earlier post about October being Cancer Awareness Month for clarification.

seat

Have a seat. No. Have a seat. No. Have a seat. No. Have a seat. Okay.

Do you own a sweater? Well you should. Because they are warm fuzzy bundles of goodness that make even the coldest and rainiest days feel like a hug from your grandmother!

bear

So, why is there a bear on the Cleveland Show? Anyone else notice that? Seth MacFarlane is really running out of things to write about here...

sheet

I do love Sheetz. That's not a typo on my part. Sheetz is a wonderful establishment, devoted to the art of making very happy people. Thank you Sheetz. You're doing your job fantastically.

I like strollers. They carry children, purses, dogs, and that annoying midget who keeps following you around. Just don't take a joyride in one, because people will look at you strange. #trufax

My calling in life is to be rude, sarcastic, cynical, and generally obnoxious. It's a good thing that it works for me, because I've said some pretty offensive things in the past.

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Miss wrote about delight
“What do you find delight in? Oh nothing. Small things. Unexpected things. Presents from children. New shoes. Funny shows on the tube. Teddy bears. When fat people are limber.”

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